So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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