when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Acid is not a monday night drug
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
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doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
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Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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