She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
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Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
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I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
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