you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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