do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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