Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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