how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
We left an ass print on the piano.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
