before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
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I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
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Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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