Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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