it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I just googled if crying burns calories
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His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
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Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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