Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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