whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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