what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
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I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
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Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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