If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
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thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
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YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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