just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
organizing the empties. That sober.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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