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Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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