At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
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Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
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Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
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It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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