My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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