Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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