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If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
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My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
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i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
i think im in europe. pls send help
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