We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Randomize
