Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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