is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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