In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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