Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
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I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
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I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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