eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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