you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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