My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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