I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I feel great
I just peed on a car
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
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My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
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Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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