i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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