I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
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he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
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Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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