I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
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You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
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Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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