I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
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