I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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