Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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