is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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