Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize