He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
a search helicopter?!
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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