Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
40s are totally the cure
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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