worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
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260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
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So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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