So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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