this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I need water and some morals
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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