4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
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you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
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He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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