It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
He shit in the fireplace
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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