Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Randomize
