I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
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Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
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I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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