Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
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Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
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It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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