if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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