when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
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she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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