: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Your dad touched me again.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
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So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
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saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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