i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
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You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
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She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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