is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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