Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
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