I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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