Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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